Newton's Quiz

You are playing  the Tuba in a heavy metal band before a sold out crowd. You can't be heard above the scorching guitar riffs and discover your amplifier has been turned off, you...A. Run up to the lead singer, grab his mic, drop it down your sousaphone and blow furiously. B. Stage dive into the audience bashing people with your tuba until a riot starts. C. Go to center stage and take a dump down your tuba while encouraging everyone to clap along.