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Newtons Quiz
Dog poop on your lawn
$17.00
Seeing a fresh pile of swirling dog crap on your front lawn, you immediately run down the street to confront the offender and... A. Upon seeing a 6 foot nine man with a Great Dane, you thank him for the fertilizer. B. Upon seeing a little old man with a Chiwawa, pull down your pants and wipe your ass with his dog. C. Follow the offender home and poop on his lawn.