Newton's Quiz

On a plane, you are seated next to a very obese person who keeps farting every few minutes, you... A. Start describing each fart as a connoisseur, "Musky with a slight hint of rotting intestine just enough to water the eyes, next one hmm...a haunting bilabial friction reminiscent of the swamps of Zambezi it gets an 'A' on the putrid gag reflex scale, next...a brooding odor enough to kill small pets." B. Ask the flight attendant for a three-inch cork. C. Start throwing sausages onto an empty seat in an effort to lure them away.